Our Menu
Happy Hour
Monday - Thursday 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Friday 2:00 pm - 4:00 pm
Korbel Glass
$5.00
3 Flyod's Cans
$5.00
House Spirits
$6.00
Moon Drops Espresso Martini
$10.00
Hotel Tango Pumpkin' Somethin' Apple Bottoms
$10.00
Signature Cocktails
Espresso Martini
$14.00
Moon Drops Vodka or Superbird Tequila, Thieves' Brew Coffee, Coffee Liqueur, Simple Syrup
Made Me Do It
$14.50
Bourbon, Gin or Tequila, Muddled Blackberry and Basil, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup.
Old Fashioned
$14.50
Smoked +$2.00 | Four Roses Bourbon or El Silencio Mezcal, Demerara Syrup, Bitters.
Glasgow Kiss
$15.50
Smoked +$2.00 | Glenlivet 12Y, Apertivo Rosato, Simple Syrup, Bitters.
Thieves’s Sazerac
$15.50
Hard Truth Rye, Hennessy, Absinthe, Simple Syrup, Bitters.
Velvet Rose
$14.50
Empress Rose Gin, Elderflower Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Honey Rose Syrup, Egg White*.
Come On Barbie’s Back
$14.50
SuperBird Blanco Tequila, Dragon Fruit Syrup, Fresh Lime Juice, Chaigeat**.
The Sh'winger
$14.50
Hotel Tango's Sh'Mallow, Pineapple Juice, Demera
Champagne Cocktails
Booba 2.0
$14.50
Chinola Passionfruit Liqueur, Amaro Montenegro, Champagne.
Blossoms Up
$14.50
Cathead Honeysuckle Vodka, Elderflower Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Rosé Champagne.
French 75
$14.50
Stratosphere Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Champagne.
French Martini
$14.50
Stratosphere Gin, Raspberry Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Champagne.
The Impeached
$14.50
Crown Royal Peach, Fresh Lemon Juice, Demerara Syrup, Champagne.
The Influencer
$14.50
Aperitivo Rosato, Fresh Lemon Juice, Peach Izze, Champagne.
Mules
Honey Rose Mule
$12.50
Cathead Honeysuckle Vodka, Honey Rose Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ginger Beer.
Blueberry Mule
$12.50
Moon Drops Vodka, Blueberry Puree, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ginger Beer.
Lé Mule
$12.50
Stratosphere gin, Raspberry Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ginger Beer.
Traditional Mules
$10.00
Moscow: Moon Drops Vodka | South of the Border: Superbird Blanco Tequila | Kentucky: Four Roses Bourbon | Irish: Jameson Irish Whiskey | Gin Buck: New Amsterdam Stratosphere Gin | Dark & Stormy: Kraken Spiced Rum
Wine
Chardonay
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Wente (California)
Moscato
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Folonari (Italy)
Pinot Gris
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Erath (Oregon)
Rose
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Murphy Goode (California)
Cabernet Sauvignon
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Tribute (California)
Pinot Noir
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Angeline (California)
Sauvignon Blanc
$9.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Tribute (California)
Bubbles
Korbel Brut
$8.00/Glass
$30.00/Bottle
Korbel Rosé
$8.00/Glass
$30.00/Bottle
Freixenet Prosecco
$8.00/Glass
$30.00/Bottle
Chandon Brut
$10.00/Glass
$40.00/Bottle
Chandon Rosé
$10.00/Glass
$40.00/Bottle
Bottles + Cans
3 Floyd’s Jinx Proof Lager
$7.00
3 Floyd’s Gumball Head
$7.00
3 Floyd’s Zombie Dust
$7.00
High Noon
$5.00
PBR
$4.00
Heineken 0
$5.00
Miller Lite
$5.00
Coors Lite
$5.00
Modelo
$5.00
Blue Moon
$5.00
Shots
Let's get this party started! Many other shots available upon request - ask your bartender!
Thieves' Jell-O Shots
$3.00
Ask For Current Flavors
Thieves’s ‘Cello Shots
$6.00
Ask For Current Flavors
Sweetart Shot
$5.00
Saltwater Woody Pineapple Rum, Fresh Lime Juice, Strawberry Syrup.
Malibu Barbie
$7.00
Malibu Coconut Rum, Dragon Fruit Syrup, Chaigeat**.
The Dirty Girl Scout
$7.00
Crème De Menthe, Crème De Cacao, Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream.
Ukraine Cocaine
$8.00
Cathead Honeysuckle Vodka, Espresso Powder & Sugared Lemon
Non Alcoholic
Good Fuckin’ Coffee
$8.00
Thieves’ Brew Coffee, Chaigeat**
Faux-jito
$10.00
Muddled Mint, Fresh Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Club Soda.
The Basil Needs A Break
$10.00
Muddled Blackberry and Basil, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, San Pelligrino Blood Orange.
Menu
Skinny Pop
$2.00
Tortilla Chips
$2.00
Toasted Cheese Sandwich
MP
Spring 2025 Menu
Maria Maria!
$12.00
Reposado tequila, lime, house Mary mix
(make spicy!)
(make spicy!)
Almond Joy
$10.00
Coconut rum, demarera syrup, cacao bitters
The Dump Cake
$10.00
Vanilla vodka, pineapple, lime, strawberry, demarera syrup
Dragonfruit Sour
$12.00
Vodka, elderflower, dragonfruit, lemon, lime, egg white
Blueberry Babe
$10.00
House Limoncello, blueberry syrup, champagne, tonic
Honey Bunches
$12.00
Empress Rose gin, honeysuckle vodka, lemon juice, basil